April 27, 2010

tickled tuesday: important women's health announcement


Today's Tickled Tuesday post comes to us via the seriously amazing, Melaine at My Sweet Savannah. She took a break from her regularly scheduled blogs about home decor to share this gem with her readers and I wanted to pass it on to you. Check out her original post here - and while you're at it, oogle over all the beautiful things she's posted. She rocks! Thank you again Melaine for tickling my funny bone.

Please ask yourself the following questions.
y/n ~Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
y/n~ Do you suffer from shyness?
y/n~ Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, 
ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

via bing

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

YOU SHOULD KNOW:
Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Dizziness, Nausea, Vomiting, Incarceration, Erotic lustfulness, Loss of motor control, Loss of clothing, Loss of money, Loss of virginity {phew, no danger of that for me}, Table dancing, Headache, Dehydration,  Dry mouth, And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Note: If drinking makes you look as horrible as the following please limit your consumption of Margaritas to three or less. Thank you.

via bing

Who's ready for happy hour?!?!? 
Happy Tickled MARGARITA Tuesday, Ya'll!

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17 comments:

Bumpkin on a Swing said...

Thank you, that's what I needed.
Cheers To Ya! Tink, Tink!

Jessica said...

love love love this! we had Margarita Thursday last week and I think I may have to partake again. maybe I'll wait for Friday's game ;)

xoxo

Kristen said...

I LOVE it!! What a great post!

Cathy said...

I just took my dose on Saturday and many of those warnings/side effects applied to me. I did however have a fantastic time!

Amanda said...

shoot...I guess I'll have to find something else for my shyness for a bunch more months!

Natalie said...

yummmm.. Nothing beats a nice day in the South, sitting on a patio with a pitcher of margaritas. Excpet maybe a pitcher of Sangria. Or a bottle of wine. Any way you go, it makes for a great time.

amy anne said...

haha yes! love love your blog!

Vic said...

Sorry it took me a min to stalk your blog:) The first day I looked at it, I said I need to come back when I have a couple hours cause it looked so fab. Hahaha! These are by far my fave! And yes I always think I am whispering when I'm screaming. Chilly's frozen stra. are my fave! Garsh dawn it-I could have used one last night:)

Candice said...

I had a bad BAD experience with Tequila once so I stay away from margaritas unless the bartender will substitute vodka for the Tequila. It's freaking amazing!

Meghan said...

Brilliant. That Tara Reed. Whew. One hot mess.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

OMG. Tara Reid looks sooooooooo bad! So BAD! Wow! And she got a bad boob job to boot.

Poor girl peaked in American Pie.

Tara said...

hahaha! great post! tara reid is such a mess. i think it would take 50 margatitas for me to get close to being that much of a mess.

Scientific Housewife said...

That is too funny, I love margaritas!

Nina Patricia @ The Adventures of Nina Patricia said...

I read her blog too and I had to pass it to some friends. I never had one, and when I was planning to (Our Wedding Shower Luau) I found out the night before I was pregnant!
But that is going to change! I have a Girls Movie night for the "Sex & The City" sequel...Duclaw here I come!

Cat said...

Hilarious!!!!

I don't know about you but I think Margaritas are very viable solution to helping solve many different issues:) Cheers!

Love the Tara Reed pic...to funny ;)

Anastasia said...

haha, this is great. just had a couple of margaritas this week. good times.

http://sweetbutterbliss.blogspot.com/2010/04/follow-blindly.html

gave you an award.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Thank you Anastasia!

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