texts from last night.

Oh how I wish I came up with this concept. I've been reading this site for a while now, and it always tickles me. I should have saved this for a tickle me tuesday but honestly, I'm having way too much fun reading this. (Warning: May contain language or words you won't find enjoyable).

Enjoy some of my faves from texts from last night.

(713):on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

(201): kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said"Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.

(330): just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings

(719):Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

(609): So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

And lastly... in the spirit of the holidays I give you...(832): I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.