I pretty much need these every day of my professional life. How great would these be to sit on the edge of your desk, welcoming people when they come to see you. I love them - they speak the truth.
Bottom line I'm SO happy it's Friday. I wish we were going to have warmer weather here in Alabama, but sunshine and 2 full days to sleep-in make me so happy I could sh*t twinkies! I'll take what I can get until Spring is here. Now if people would just read this card and back the hell off of me today, I'd be set.
Happy Weekend Everyone!!!!
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Hahah, can you send some to me, too!??! It has been quite the week!
Genius! I think I would tape them to my forehead.
dude. im ordering them for my refrigerator.
These are perfect! I.Need.These
Ohh! You are only 3 peoples away from 200 followers. That's another twinkie shitting event!
LOL! I just saved that to my desktop. Perfect. Have a fantastic weekend and congrats on almost 200!!
xoxo
I think I'm going to use some of my craft supplies and make these.
"I could sh*t twinkies" hahahahahaha
I'm gonna use that one with the hubs!
Love those! I wish I could hand them out to all the clients I deal with at work.
Hahaha! I need those too! Especially with the way things are at work right now...I could kill a bitch today.
I hope you have a fabulous weekend!
xo
Blair
I wish I was able to use it in the classroom. Would it be wrong to show my children when they bug me?
I love that card. I think I'm going to place an order!
LOL. You are such a hoot!!
Theresa I would die if you did that!
I just ordered these, they are amazing! Nice find.
Love the post and the cards... wait, you have serenity at work?!?!
Ooooooh love it! I got a tiny, elegantly printed card from a girlfriend for my 30th birthday (two summers ago) that says "the bearer of this card is entitled to one indiscretion with suspension of societal judgment." I haven't used it yet, because I keep thinking it's gonna be something REALLY good.
LOVE the confession today! Have a good sunny weekend for me... Ohio is still snowbound!
Rach that sounds like the best gift ever!!!
Girl it's so hard to come up with confessions so I started trying to think of times I truly feel embarrassed. Honestly small things like farting doesn't do it, burping, forget it I do that all the time. But something told me that story today would at least get a few chuckles! ENJOY YOUR ANNIVERSARY! ox
lol! i hate twinkies that shitting one actually seems fitting somehow. haha thats hilarious.
these cards look great and sounds like something the mrs would like. she got got these sticky tabs from, god knows where, that all read 'fuck this' or 'fuck that'. i love em but i have to keep them hidden because i know for certain my son would be at school with them yesterday!
Those are seriously needed. I would love to politely hand a few people those. muhahah!
I have zero intention of fucking with your serenity. But perhaps you could find me ones that say "If You Insist on Being an Idiot...Perhaps You Could Do It On the Other Side of the Room." Yeah, I could dig on that.
AWESOME!
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